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FPS Doug Combo Pack $39.99

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Description

Although you may never be able to dance all day, with this accessory kit the average noob won't be able to distinguish you from FPS_Doug himself!

For an authentic FPS Doug look, we also suggest the following non-noobstore items:

This Combo-pack Includes:

BOOM Headshot™ T-Shirt

After years in development we have finally perfected the ultimate BOOM HEADSHOT™ shirt

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Gun & Head Icons T-Shirt

Gun and Head icons on a blue or black Gildan Ultra Cotton shirt. This is FPS Doug's favorite shirt.

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FPS_Doug Leetspeaker

If you talk like a n00b, you will be pwned like a n00b, but you can still get the last word with FPS Doug at your side. Playback six of his most popular phrases, you can even make your own phrase combos!